THE PROGRAM YOU’VE BEEN ASKING THE UNIVERSE FOR

If you’re reading this far, it’s because this program was made for you.

The simple fact that you clicked on this page should be your sign that there’s an underlying potential energy that you KNOW you can harness to attract everything you want.

If the following resonates with you, then you’ll know for sure this was meant to find you:

You somehow get caught up in the hustle culture, constantly feeling the need to stay busy and do more.

You may struggle with being present and putting your plans into action or breaking down your ideas, despite consuming self-help content and knowing what needs to get done.

You crave accountability and nurturing to slow down, take breaks, and give yourself credit.

You are goal-oriented, care about you career and finances, and prioritize working out and maximizing your productivity each day.

You desire leadership and guidance but may have difficulty receiving it from others due to feeling knowledgeable and having too much masculine and dominant energy.

YOU ARE ONE OF US

The Functional University Program is an innovative and comprehensive program designed specifically for people like you.

We believe in a Holistic approach to life, over all well being, and performance

The same hustle nature that makes you a creative, entrepeneur, or high performer is the same thing that starts to work against the goals you’re working so hard to achieve.

At this point you’re probably beginning to realize that this will manifest into something within a pillar of your health.

You might be able to work long work days, but your back is giving out and panick attacks might be sneaking in.

Blow up on anyone you love recently??

Sheesh. It’s time and you know it.

WHAT. WHEN. HOW.

START DATE:

FEB 12th 2024

We dive deep into rewiring your reality by auditing where your energy is working against the universe unconsciously.

Our Philosophy is simple : It all Matters.

This is why we will be tailoring the program specific to your needs during this 12 week period while simultaneously teaching you how to become self sufficient no matter what is impacting your life in real time.

We have worked with hundreds of individuals over the past 6 years to create an extensive on boarding process that helps us pin point exactly what needs to happen first to create a bigger catalyst for change.

This will allow us to cultivate a community of high performers that can take on this journey together while individually working on different things catered to their individual experience.



HOW WILL WE DO THIS?

By simply asking the right questions. We like to find real solutions to the problem and because of that, we need to shoot it to you straight. You might be here because you feel stuck in business, but might actually be having a mental or emotional problem.

In our onboarding you will be filling out a detailed questionnaire followed by a 45 minute 1 on 1 with one of our coaches.
This initial is by far the most important part of the program.

This is where we can make this an individual experience for YOU.

MOBILITY

We will go through a deep screening on mobility restrictions so we can create something specific to your needs both in and out of the gym.

Majority of pain and restrictions come from stagnant energy in the body which can develop from stress or simply overusing certain movement pattern in your line of work.

MENTAL

Everyone is different and your brain needs brain games.

We will identify what type of mental exercises will work best for you and help you create routines that work the same way as your exercise program.

This could be positive affirmations or journal prompts.

Whatever we find works for YOU.

EMOTIONAL

This is the one that might end up suprising you.

Emotion = Energy in Motion

Like we said before,

stagnant energy is no good. We need it to move.

This is where we help you create practices and support you through the practices of processing and letting go of shit that has no business being there.

SPIRITUAL

Spirituality is much more than a religion or cultural practice.

It’s your connection with the energy within you.

We don’t tell you what to believe, we just simply help you find your unique way of connecting to source so you can understand your beautiful and unique communication.

PHYSICAL

Your body is your vehicle. How you move it and what you put in it are directly correlated to your success and vibration.

The more connected you are physically, the more powerful you are in the practical world.

So yeah, let’s get the body of your dreams.
Whatever the goal is, it’ll happen if we just remember that the body is simply the manifestation of everything else.

ACCOUNTABILITY

We make it clear.

The results are your responsibility and we understand that they simply won’t happen if we hold your hand through it.

We just simply give you the TRUTH, TOOLS, and REMIND you of your goals.

If you’re not ready to hear the cold hard truth about what needs to change you are not a good candidate for this program.

SYSTEMS FOR SUCCESS

FULL RIDE TO FUNCTIONAL U
$600.00
One time

Money is an energy exchange. This option tells the universe you are all in on manifesting your potential and you end up getting a nice little $100 kickback in return.


✓ you will receive an email from us to onboard in 24hrs
FUNCTIONAL UNIVERSITY - PAYMENT PLAN
$233.00
For 3 months

Break down your payments into monthly chunks throughout the program


✓ you will receive an email from us to onboard in 24hrs